Check out the video; you'll split a gut laughingIn the latest dust-up in the neverending farce of the Senkaku, Diaoyu Tiaoyutai melodrama the children in the sandbox (or pool, maybe) still haven't learned their basic kindergarten lesson...how to play nicely, share your toys and don't kick sand in the other kids' faces.
Today, Taiwan got into the act and sent some 40 "fishing boats" and government patrol boats to add their ante to the already simmering poker pot. This seems to be a game about who is going to blink first. Crossing some invisible red line in the water that supposedly marks "Japan's territorial waters" and taunting the Japanese patrol on the "other side" of the red line, the ensuing skirmish looks something like a water pistol fight in the playground pool.
These buffoons were shooting water cannons at each other in a parody of Hollywood style sea battles, where the only real danger is getting wet and maybe catching pneumonia.
I have a modest proposal. They should line up the sailors on the deck, bare ass, facing each other. Then the two ships can make a close pass going in opposite directions and the sailors could have a big pissing contest. Naturally, the guy with the biggest and strongest wang would have the advantage in pissing on the other guys. Or, alternatively, they could circle each other and have a big circle jerk.
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